1. I am Australian. Or Kiwi. Or French.
2. My little neighbor, aged 8, asked me why I vomit out of my window every morning. (That would be toothpaste.
3. The time I arranged an Easter egg hunt for the school kids. 94 children thought it was fun and liked the candy, and 1 little girl started to cry. When I asked her what was wrong, I found out that she thought the smarties in her egg were deworming medicine. (The most tragic!)
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